Jfc my grandparents should REALLY call me before they get home because the internet cut off for a few seconds and I just said “fuck off” a bit too loudly because I was angry and then all of a sudden, I hear my grandpa talking in the kitchen and I’m like wtf so I noticed that my door was open and I closed it and locked it and my grandma told me that they’re home
like no fucking shit you’re home?? really???
and now everything’s awkward because I cursed and they heard me curse and they’re not talking to me now and I’m scared
I’m almost 19 years old and you’d think my grandparents wouldn’t really care if I cursed or not like my dad curses all the time in front of my other grandparents and they don’t give a shit at all like no fucks given
one time I said “Jesus Christ” in front of my grandpa (but I was talking to Scampers) and my grandpa was just like “what did you say??” and I repeated what I said and he said, “don’t say that. I don’t know how it was like when you lived with your parents, but in this house, we don’t curse.” and I was like I didn’t know that was a curse word????????? why is that considered a curse word??? it’s not like I said goddamn/goddammit????
but srsly guys I’m just going to stay in my room until they go to bed I’m really embarrassed right now.
I’m home alone and instead of throwing a huge party or drinking or having unprotected sex, I re-enacted Broken Bride with my pikachu backpack my grandparents should be proud of me
i actually like asshole couples best like the couples that pick on each other so much and call each other names but it’s okay because you know they’re actually totally in love and none of it is meant in a mean way and every insult is punctuated by a sweet comment to remind the other how much they actually adore them and i’m sorry but there isn’t anything cuter ok